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Monday, January 7, 2008

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India calling
The demand for these bras was so immense, it was as if every girl's life depended on it. I pondered, how could a bra cause such a commotion? I realised that looking that good wasn't the catch...feeling good was. So, as England came to grips with being uplifted, India beckoned. I considered it a personal calling. As with everything else in the world's fastest growing economy -- when times are changing, India is never far off the mark. Or so I thought.
There was, however, a small problem. Coming from England I believe every woman should know her bra size as well as she knows her shoe size, but I soon realised that retail in India had not been conducive to bra measuring. I had a city full of women who were all in the wrong size. 'I'm a B cup, I'm a B cup', they all protested. Yeah, right! I realised my work was cut out.

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Hello boys!
Just when I thought I was settling into my newfound career in the 1990s, traffic-stopping Czech supermodel Eva Herzigova launched her attack on the unsuspecting average British bloke. The hugely publicised billboards for lingerie giant Wonderbra's 'Hello boys' campaign featured on some of London's biggest, busiest streets. British men were never so keen to get put of bed and face traffic en route to work Eva and her assets smiled down upon the rush hour as men one by one ruined their hard earned no-claim insurance policies. The number of accident black spots increased dramatically. It was official -- Eva was the most traffic-stopping model!